May 15
What was the dentist doing in
Panama?…Looking
for the Root Canal
May 15
Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the
filling station
May 15
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary
out?…He was
already taking out a tooth
May 15
What did the dentist say to the
computer?…This won’t hurt a byte
May 15
What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?…Fill me in when you get back
May 15
Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
May 15
“Open wider.”
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patient. “Good God
!” he said
startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen
- the biggest
cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the
patient. “I’m scared
enough without you saying something like that twice.”
“I didn’t !”
said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
May 14
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful
screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.
Dentist:
There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I
don’t
want to miss the 4 o’clock ball game.
May 14
Patient: “It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”
Dentist: “I just think of it
as having my hands in their
wallet.”
May 14
“I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy’s tooth.”
“Hundred
dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only
twenty
dollars for such work!”
“Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster
yelled so terribly
that he scared out four other patients out of
the office.”