May 18
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
May 17
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?
May 17
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
May 17
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
May 17
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
May 17
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
May 17
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
May 17
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.
May 17
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
May 17
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!