May 17
Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.
May 17
Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police
force?
They can’t hide behind billboards.
May 17
Why did the dinosaur walk on two
legs?
To give the ants a chance.
May 17
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
between two and four in the afternoon?
That’s when dinosaurs are
jumping out of palm trees.
May 17
Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.
May 17
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
May 17
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There’s
nothing else to climb in the jungle.
May 17
How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if
she answers, it’s
female.
May 17
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
May 17
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.