May 17
What’s red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
May 17
What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A dinosnore !
May 17
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
May 17
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!
May 17
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
May 17
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.
May 16
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
May 16
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
May 16
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles