May 30
Q: How many perverts does it take to
put in
a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to
get it out!
May 30
Q:
What did the Indian say to the white
woman when she tied his penis in a
knot?
A: “How Come?”
May 30
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys
like to eat with their hats on.
May 30
Q: What’s the definition
of a
teenager?
A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
May 30
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new
“Stealth Condom?”
A: “They’ll never see you coming.”
May 30
Q: What do you call a truckload
of
vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.
May 30
Q: What do you call kinky sex with
chocolate?
A: S&M&M.
May 30
Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to
eat, drink and be Mary.
May 30
Q: Why is being in the
military like a blow
job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
May 30
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats.