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A blonde and a brunette were talking. The

brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have

to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air.” The blonde asks,

“Don’t you have a vase?”

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who

thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?

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The blonde was at
the blood bank and sold a
pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her
$25, a man was
leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he
had some rare
blood type that he got more than she did. He said no,
that he had
donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood
bank. The
receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde

could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.

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Question: What
do elephants use for
tampoons?
Answer: Sheep.

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Question: What’s the difference between sin and

shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to
pull it
out.

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Question: What’s another name for pickled
bread?
Answer: Dill-dough.

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Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down

his pants?
Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

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Question: What do you call a
gay
dinosaur?
Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

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Question: What do you call a lesbian
dinosaur?
Answer: A Lickalotopus.

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Question: What is the difference between a woman

in church and a woman in a bathtub?
Answer: One has hope in her
soul, the other has soap in her
hole.

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