May 29
Question: Why do men always give their penis a
name?
Answer: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent
of their
decisions for them.
May 29
What have men and spray paint in common?
One
squeeze and they’re all over you.
May 29
Why is food better than men?
Because you
don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
May 29
Q: What can a
goose do, a duck can’t, and a
lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
May 29
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
children?
A: Ask your mother.
May 29
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
May 29
Q:
What did the cannibal do after he dumped
his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
May 29
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and
sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don’t want to
wear out the camel.
May 29
Q: What’s the difference
between a Catholic
wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake
jewelry.
May 29
Q: What’s the difference between getting a
divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get
rid of the whole prick!