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How many nurses does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistant do
it.

written by Jokester

Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
body was
torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The
doctors
said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much
left.

written by Jokester

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m
God
When did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then the
earth

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Doctor, Doctor you’ve
taken out
my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins
and my
appendix, but I still don’t feel well.
That’s quite enough out of
you !

written by Jokester

Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

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Doctor, Doctor will this
ointment
clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !

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Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar
!
Have you taken anything for it ?

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an

insect spinning around.
Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going
around !doc

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Doctor, Doctor I need something to

keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox !

written by Jokester