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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a
moth.
So why did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at the
window…!

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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a
diet and
it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that’s a lot of calories !

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking

I’m a nit
Will you get out of my hair !

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a

caterpillar
Don’t worry you’ll soon change !

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a

snake about to shed it’s skin
Why don’t you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then !

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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood.

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What kind of physician works on a

cruise liner?
A dry doc.

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What do you get if you have strep
throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.

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Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch
enemies.

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The patient shook his doctor’s hand

in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would
not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you
to know
that I had mentioned you in my will.”

“That is very
kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then
added, “May I
see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a
little
change…”

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