Jun 16
What is the
best way to follow a lost dog’s
paw prints?
With a track-tor!
Jun 16
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a
dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Jun 16
What do you get when you cross a
Doberman with
a bird?
A Doberman fincher!
Jun 16
Why did the dog jump into the sea?
He wanted to
chase the catfish!
Jun 16
Why does the Hound of the
Baskervilles turn
round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he’s the
watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Jun 16
What do you
get if you cross a labrador and a
tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and
bring back last
weeks paper !
Jun 16
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats
anything. Especially fond of children.
Jun 16
Two women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he
waits for the
paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper
and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one:
How?
Second one: My dog told me.