Jun 15
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most
water?
A hot-weiler!
Jun 15
What should you do if you have a basset hound over
for
dinner?
Have a short table!
Jun 15
If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching
band, what’s his other favorite instrument to play?
A
trombone.
Jun 15
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
their tails on when eating.
Jun 15
How do you make a dog
float?
Take two
scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small
dog.
Jun 15
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a
flea market!
Jun 15
Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
Beagle:
I didn’t! They found me!