Jun 15

How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None. They
are all on the outside.

written by Jokester

Jun 15

Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

written by Jokester

Jun 15

Why didn’t the dog
speak to his foot
?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !

written by Jokester

Jun 15

When does a dog go “moo” ?
When it is learning
a new language !

written by Jokester

Jun 15

What did the dog use to make his

kite?
Flypaper.

written by Jokester

Jun 15

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

written by Jokester

Jun 15

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A
petticoat !

written by Jokester

Jun 15

How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry
about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.

written by Jokester

Jun 15

When George Washington was a general, why did he

like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the
“Roverlutionary War!”

written by Jokester

Jun 15

How can if
you have a stupid dog ?
It
chases parked cars !

written by Jokester

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