Jun 15
How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None. They
are all on the outside.
Jun 15
Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Jun 15
Why didn’t the dog
speak to his foot
?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Jun 15
When does a dog go “moo” ?
When it is learning
a new language !
Jun 15
How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry
about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
Jun 15
When George Washington was a general, why did he
like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the
“Roverlutionary War!”