Jun 19
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it’s always on a sundae!
Jun 19
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
“hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”?
The Easter
Elephant.
Jun 19
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
Jun 19
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper!
Jun 19
Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Jun 19
What’s the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One’s a hare-head and the other’s an
air-head!
Jun 19
What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
Jun 19
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
Jun 19
What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.