Jun 19
How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Jun 19
How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be
empty.
Jun 19
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Jun 18
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
Jun 18
What’s pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people’s foot!
Jun 18
What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
Jun 18
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An Easter bunnet!
Jun 18
Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your
arm?”
Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.”
Boy 1: “Eating Easter
candy won’t give you a bruise.”
Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big
brother’s candy!”
Jun 18
What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!