Jun 18
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!
Jun 18
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?”
“Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears.”
Jun 18
Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
“Sure!”
“Here. Have some plastic grass.”
Jun 18
“Why are you studying your Easter
candy?”
“I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the
chocolate egg!”
Jun 18
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail!
Jun 18
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
Jun 18
What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
Jun 18
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Jun 18
Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Jun 18
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!