Jun 18
How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
Jun 18
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Jun 18
What’s red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
Jun 18
What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney!
Jun 18
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
Jun 18
What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Jun 18
Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
Jun 18
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
Jun 18
How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Jun 18
How should you send a letter to the Easter
Bunny?
By hare mail!