Jun 24
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He
wanted a light snack!
Jun 24
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
the car?
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Jun 24
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
jungle so
the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of
soccer. The
game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten
goals to nil,
when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star
player was dribbling
the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when the
Elephants’ left back
came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod
on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee
stopped the
game. “What the hell do you think you’re doing? Do you
call that
sportsmanship, killing another player?” The elephant replied,
“Well,
I didn’t mean to kill him — I was just trying to trip him
up.”
Jun 24
An elephant was walking in a park. With each
step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began
to crawl up on the
elephant — first his legs and then up all over
his body. When the elephant
started feeling all the little ants on
him, he shook hard, making all the
little ants, except for one, fall
to the ground. As the only ant on the
elephant hung on close to the
elephant’s neck, the ones on the ground
began to yell, “Strangle
him!!! Strangle him!!!”
Jun 23
What is worse than raining cats and dogs
?
Raining elephants !
Jun 23
How do you raise a baby elephant ?
With a
fork lift truck !
Jun 23
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for
hours at a time
!
Jun 23
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to
yield right of way.
Jun 23
How
do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf…