Jun 23
How does an elephant go up a tree?
It
stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Jun 23
What do you get if
you cross an elephant
with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti.
Jun 23
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it
was under the elephants foot.
Jun 23
What does a bald elephant
wear for a
toupee?
A sheep.
Jun 23
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
caviar?
Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.
Jun 23
Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be
aspirins.
Jun 23
Why don’t elephants like martinis?
Have
you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
Jun 23
Why do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because it’s out of the high rent district.
Jun 23
Why do elephants squirt
water through
their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very
difficult to
aim.
Jun 23
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So
they won’t step on the fish.