Jun 17
I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!
Jun 17
Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils
that
I’m ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted
to keep it a
secret.
Jun 17
What do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.
Jun 17
What do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best viscious.
Jun 17
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Beast wishes.
Jun 17
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’
Check for bugs in
your system.
Jun 17
When do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are read.
Jun 17
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it
through the letterbox.
Jun 17
I’ve
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don’t be silly, my dog never reads
e-mails!
Jun 17
Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.