Jun 16
How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By
Spaghett-e-mail!
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
Why didn’t the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to check his
e-mail.
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