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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they
come
upon a rotting, dead camel.

“Well,” said the
Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club,
so I’ll eat the liver.”

“I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat
the
heart.”

“I support Arsenal,” said the Irishman, “but I
seem to have lost my
appetite.”

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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a
mummy!”

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What is
the Cuban national anthem?

”Row Your Boat!”

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Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the

phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so
many Wongs that someone’s
always Winging the Wong number.

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo

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There were three explorers, hiking through what

is now known as Canada.

“You know,” said one of the
explorers, “we should name this place
we’re hiking through.”

“I
know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and
then
make a name out of that.”

“Okay,” said the third, “I’ll go
first. C, eh.”

“N, eh.”
“D, eh.” And that’s how they named
Canada…

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They say that it’s
tough to learn Bosnian
because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one
present, and no
future.

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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.

When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a
look
at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be

sand.”

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What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot
the Guy Pushing it

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