Jun 24
My teacher’s got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines.
Jun 24
Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you’re so smart, what did I
have?
Counselor: Eggs.
Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
Jun 24
Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
Jun 24
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
Jun 24
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Jun 24
I don’t know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt.
Jun 24
Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the
priest if he
could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight
into
the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked
priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the
bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
“Congregation,” the priest said before the assembled masses. “Does
anybody know this boy’s name? Because I don’t know him, but his face
rings a bell.”
Jun 24
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
Jun 24
“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a
werewolf! Is that true?”
“No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your
face.”