Jun 24
Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pupil: I’d be too
polite to mention it !
Jun 24
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that.
Witch: It is
when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being
pulled.
Jun 24
A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad,
dad,” he
said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly
face.”
“Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.
Jun 24
Boy: You’ve
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.
Jun 24
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a
better
grip.
Jun 24
A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about the trip.
“When my husband first saw the Grand
Canyon, his face dropped a
mile,” she said.
“Why, was he
disappointed with the view?”
“No, he fell over the edge.”
Jun 23
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever
stop
hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating
her
first.”
Jun 23
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll
make an
exception.
Jun 23
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and
rolls straight up
again?
Jun 23
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her
a joke, five minutes
after she’s stopped laughing her face is
still smiling!