Jul 06
Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
‘Is that bull safe?’
someone asked the farmer.
‘Safer than you are!’ was his answer.
Jul 06
Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
Jul 06
What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers
what he
sows.
Jul 06
Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.
Jul 06
What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !
Jul 06
Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Jul 06
What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!
Jul 06
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he’s not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind,
the pig vane keeps pointing toward
the feed trough.
Jul 06
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it,
though. Every time he turns a corner, the
tires squeal