Jul 11
How do you
tune a fish?
With its
scales!
Jul 11
What do you get if you cross a trout with an
apartment ?
A flat fish !
Jul 11
What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have
someone throw it at you.
Jul 11
How did the fish’s tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
Jul 11
Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don’t
like to get too close to the net!
Jul 11
What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Ray!
Jul 11
How do you post a fish?
You send it COD
… or first bass mail
Jul 11
Where do you go to meet the
best fish?
It doesn’t matter - any old plaice will do.
Jul 11
What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
A Perch!
Jul 11
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
line?
eFISHancy!