Jul 11
What is a knight’s favourite fish?
A
swordfish!
Jul 11
How do you get around fast on the bottom of
the sea?
Skates!
Jul 11
What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
butter and jellyfish
Jul 11
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !
Jul 11
Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Jul 11
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The
fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his
mouth…