Jul 16
Q: What did one strawberry say to the
other?
A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”
Jul 16
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An
unidentified flying omelet!
Jul 16
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not
yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Jul 16
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He
was feeling crummy!
Jul 15
An elderly couple were killed in an
accident
and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint
Peter.
“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts,
swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just
stop by any of the many bars located throughout the
area.”
“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, “we
could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that
stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!”
Jul 15
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big
father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her,
squashing her
into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”
Jul 15
What did the ice cream say
to the unhappy
cake?
“Hey, what’s eating you?”
Jul 15
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
two
slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with
lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.
‘Would you like a
cherry on the top ?’ asked the waitress.
‘No, thanks,’ said the
girl, ‘I’m on a diet !’