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A couple have not
been
getting along for years, so the husband thinks,
“I’ll buy my wife a
cemetery plot for her birthday.”
Well, you can imagine her
disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this
time he
doesn’t get her anything.
She says, “Why didn’t you get me a
birthday present!?”
He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last
year!”

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Q: What is the pink stuff between

elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.

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Why do you need a driver’s
licence to buy liquor
when you can’t drink and drive?

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Does killing time damage

eternity?

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“Will I ever be able to race my
horse again” the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, “You certainly
will, and you’ll probably beat her
too!”

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Do you know what a mice said when
it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.

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Why are
teachers happy at
Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!

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What did the really ugly man

do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.

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Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur

cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re
extinct)

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Why couldn’t the
alligator
send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.

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