Jul 23
Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call off the wedding?
Because in the last analysis she
just couldn’t see it!
Jul 23
Why did the
Gorilla enlist in the ragged
continental army?
To avoid the draft!
Jul 23
Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had
little Ape-titude!
Jul 23
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An
advertisement’s headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
Jul 23
Why do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
Jul 23
Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want
to climb the heights of the business world!
Jul 23
Why do Apes
love to go to school in bad
neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Jul 23
Why do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They don’t really know - but they’re NUTS about him!
Jul 23
Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than
flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a
Gorilla in
my soup!’
Jul 23
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
money?
It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!