Jul 23
Why do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
Jul 23
A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer
replied,
‘Oh, you are, Master.’
The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he
came across a zebra drinking at
a water hole. The gorilla roared,
‘Who is the king of the jungle?’
and the zebra replied, ‘Oh, you
are, Master.’
The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across
an elephant. ‘Who
is the king of the jungle?’ he roared.
With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on
him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, ‘Okay,
okay, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the
answer.’
Jul 23
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They have big fingers.
Jul 23
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla.
(griller)!
Jul 22
What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!
Jul 22
What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brandy it would
carry and act like a big
Gorilla!
Jul 22
What’s black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding down a
snowbank!
Jul 22
What’s black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!
Jul 22
What’s hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!