Jul 27
What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !
Jul 27
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !
Jul 27
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
Jul 27
What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A ‘froton.
Jul 27
A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair”
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl
answered, “It’s natural.”
The guy walked by the second girl
and asked, “How’d you get such
pretty brown hair?”
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It’s natural.”
Finally the
guy approached the third girl and asked, “How’d you get
such cool
green hair?”
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose,
then skimming it
through the hair, she said, “It’s natural.”
Jul 27
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.
Jul 27
A woman was cutting her husband’s
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious
qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked.
“And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
Jul 27
A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I
want it going
with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other,
and just
make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why
in
the world do you want your hair cut like that.”
Guy says, “That’s
how you cut it last time”
Jul 27
There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed
Jul 26
When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !