Jul 26
Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.
“No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.”
“I thought so,” said Janet.
“I
wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”
Jul 26
Teacher: I see
you don’t cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
Jul 26
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!
Jul 26
Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?
Jul 26
What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.
Jul 26
Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Jul 26
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
Jul 26
Customer: Why doesn’t my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It’s on the same old head.
Jul 26
Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
Jul 26
Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking
through his hair.