Jul 24
What happened when the girl dressed as
a
spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They couldn’t stir
without her.
Jul 24
What do fishermen say
on Halloween?
“Trick-or-trout!”
Jul 24
What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick-or-tweet!”
Jul 24
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your
Halloween party?”
Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
Jul 24
What would you get if you
crossed
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Jul 24
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
Jul 24
Where’s the most dangerous place to go
trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Jul 24
What would you get if you crossed Halloween
with
Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!
Jul 24
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They
paint the town dead!
Jul 24
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween
party?
Hallowieners!