Jul 24
What is a childs’s favourite type of
Halloween candy?
Lots a candy.
Jul 24
What do witches eat at Halloween
?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
Jul 24
What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
Jul 24
How do you get the most apples when bobbing
at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !
Jul 24
Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Jul 24
Why aren’t burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Jul 24
What kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!
Jul 24
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time
to
get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free
samples
from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out
dozens of
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year,
although she had
bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came
knocking at her
door.
Jul 24
Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light’s witch !