Jul 28
What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate !
Jul 28
What famous chiropodist ruled England
?
William the Corn-cutter!
Jul 28
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !
Jul 28
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !
Jul 28
What was the first think Queen
Elizabeth
did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !
Jul 28
I’m learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
Jul 28
My teacher
reminds me of history
She’s always repeating herself !
Jul 28
What do history teachers make when they want
to get together ?
Dates !
Jul 28
The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile !