Jul 28
What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
Jul 28
How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes shut !
Jul 28
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year older on his birthday !
Jul 28
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn’t you say
there was a quack in it !
Jul 28
Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a
train !
Jul 28
You’ve
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let bygones be bygones !
Jul 28
How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
!
Jul 28
Do you know the 20th President of the United
States ?
No, we were never introduced !
Jul 28
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !
Jul 28
When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
row !