Aug 03
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!
Aug 03
Why was the horseman fired from his job of
saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
Aug 03
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!
Aug 03
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Aug 02
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold the reins!
Aug 02
Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Aug 02
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
thought he might get a kick out of it!
Aug 02
Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it’s covered with horsehide!
Aug 02
Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.