Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
biskit
Aug 10
Aug 10
Do you know the difference between genius and
stupid? “Genius has its limits.”
Aug 10
What’s the difference between
ignorance and
indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!
Aug 10
Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
Aug 10
Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk at a party.
Aug 10
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he
held up a pair of pants!
Aug 10
Q. What is the bigest pencil
in the world?
A. Pennsylvania
Aug 10
Question: What goes up and never comes
down?
Answer: Up
Aug 10
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
“NEED”
you!