Aug 10
What do you call a tube with a degree? A
graduated cylinder.
Aug 10
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
she was a knockout!
Aug 10
What did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me your mussels.
Aug 10
Where did the fortune-teller go on her
vacation?
To Palm Beach.
Aug 10
Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because
they’ll
melt.
Aug 10
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in
toilet paper!
Aug 10
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A.
He didn’t have the guts too
Aug 10
Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough
Aug 10
Mad men are given a test to prove they are
getting
normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to
go
out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the
teacher goes to him
and asks why he didn’t join others and he says
“let them fight they
forgot I have the keys”
Aug 09
Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper
something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon meringue pie !