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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he

stepped on an ant?
A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant ..
Dead Ant”
(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

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How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories.

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One ant was running across an unopened box of

crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to
hurry?”
said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line’”.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a
bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !

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First Caribou:
What well-known cartoon
character do moths like a hole lot?
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the
world?

Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it’s an elephant.
Girl: You
obviously haven’t met my Aunt

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What do you call an ant with
frog’s legs?

An antphibian.

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Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because
they’re full of anty-bodies !

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What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?

Decadant.

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What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp.

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