Aug 28
How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-tape.
Aug 28
How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
With a whoop e-cushion.
Aug 28
What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May the force e-with you.
Aug 28
What do you call a fire at the Internet
cafe?
An e-mergency.
Aug 28
What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-erie.
Aug 28
What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigma.
Aug 28
What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don’t know, but it’s e-nourmous.
Aug 28
What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
The e-quator.
Aug 28
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
Aug 28
Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.