Aug 29
Reporter: My editor sent
me to do the
burglary.
Policeman: You’re too late - it’s already been done.
Aug 29
Reporter: To
what do you attribute your
old age?
Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.
Aug 29
Reporter: What made you
go out on that
dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy Hero: I
had to do it. He had my skates on.
Aug 29
Q: How many
journalists does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to report it as an inspired
government program to bring
light to the people, one to report it as a
diabolical government plot to
deprive the poor of darkness, and one
to win a pulitzer prize for
reporting that Electric Company hired a
lightbulb assassin to break the bulb
in the first place.
Aug 29
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Aug 29
What do you get if you cross a sports
reporter with a vegetable ?
A common tater !
Aug 29
What do you get if you cross a newsreader
and a toad
?
A croaksman !
Aug 29
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
newsreader ?
A spooksman !
Aug 29
What do you get if you cross a radio music
presenter
with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
Aug 29
A weather forecaster took a job in another
part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, “The
weather didn’t agree with me.”