Aug 31
If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Because he’s a beef-eater.
Aug 31
What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.
Aug 31
What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a
bus!
Aug 31
Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to.
Aug 31
What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.
Aug 31
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
kitchen?
Just don’t monkey with him.
Aug 31
What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A flat mate.
Aug 31
What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.
Aug 31
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Aug 31
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.