Sep 18
What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
“I’ve become attached to you.”
Sep 18
Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office
won’t send
them.
Sep 18
Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Sep 18
What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen Gwyn !
Sep 18
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them “second class male !”
Sep 18
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
Sep 18
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, of course!
Sep 18
What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO
Sep 17
How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.