Sep 26
Two ladies were hanging out together and one
was depressed.
“What’s wrong?”
The depressed one replied,
“I’ve been married four times and everyone
of my husbands has passed
away.”
The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?”
The
depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a millionaire,
the
second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth
was a mortician.”
And the other said, “Oh, one for the money, two for
the show, three to
get ready, and four to go.”
written by Jokester
Sep 26
Marriage is nature’s way of preventing
people from fighting with strangers.
written by Jokester
Sep 26
When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he
couldn’t sleep.
“She took the bed!”
written by Jokester
Sep 25
A woman was in court
charged with wounding her
husband. “But why did you stab him over a hundred
times?” asked the judge.
“Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant,
“I didn’t know how to
switch off the electric carving knife.”
written by Jokester
Sep 25
Young
Actor: Dad, guess what? I’ve just
got my first part in a play. I play
the part of a man who’s been
married for 30 years.
Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day
you’ll get a speaking
part.
written by Jokester
Sep 25
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring…
Wedding ring…
Suffering!!!
written by Jokester
Sep 25
Why is a bride always out of luck on her
wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man.
written by Jokester
Sep 25
Why did the 280-pound girl
marry the
400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding.
written by Jokester
Sep 25
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept
!
written by Jokester
Sep 25
She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom
didn’t !
written by Jokester