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Men are
like computers.
Hard to figure out
and never enough memory.

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Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and
you can take them anywhere.

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Men are like
chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right for your hips.

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Men are like
power tools.
They make a lot
of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

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Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to
use. And usually lying around a TV.

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Men are like shag
carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and
extremely easy to walk on.

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Men are like vacuum
cleaners.
They’re not
much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

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Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie around until they start to smell.

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Men are like
soap operas.
They’re fun to
watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

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Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best
ones get soft and lumpy.

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