Oct 10
Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in
your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose
your
money.
Oct 10
What is the quickest way to double your money
?
Fold it in half !
Oct 10
How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
Oct 10
What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside it?
Money’s tight these days!
Oct 10
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
“Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.”
“What’s the
problem?”
“When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked
me how much
I was willing to spend on her education.”
Oct 10
A couple was having a
discussion about
family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it
weren’t for my
money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied,
“My dear, if
it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”
Oct 10
Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
Oct 10
Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Oct 10
Q: What do you call
counterfeited German
currency?
A: Question marks.
Oct 10
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He’s so happy that
he’s giving some serious thought to paying back
his student loan.