Oct 15
Why did the monster drink ten liters of
antifreeze?
So that he didn’t have to buy a winter coat.
Oct 15
What’s the difference
between
Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein.
Oct 15
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up
boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Oct 15
What kind of book did
Frankenstein’s
monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
Oct 15
What was the inscription on the tomb of
Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE
REST IN PIECES.
Oct 15
Where does
the bride of Frankenstein have
her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.
Oct 15
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to
the
other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Oct 15
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog?
I don’t know, but it
is great at chasing submarines.
Oct 15
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
on
Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !