Oct 16
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !
Oct 16
Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there’s a moose on the loose !
Oct 16
When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it’s raining cats and dogs !
Oct 16
What are crisp, like milk and go
‘eek, eek,
eek’ when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !
Oct 16
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !
Oct 16
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !
Oct 16
What’s the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !
Oct 16
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice !