Oct 24
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a
sign
on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”
Oct 24
Hey buddy.
How late does the band
play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.
Oct 24
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is
happy when the case is closed.
Oct 24
An eight-year-old kid says
t his dad, “When
I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry —
can’t have it both ways.”
Oct 24
Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both
have a beat 
Oct 23
Q: How do know a
clarinet player is playing
loud?
A: You can almost hear them.
Oct 23
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play
louder?
A: You can’t!
Oct 23
Q: What’s the difference between a violist and
a
dressmaker?
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
Oct 23
Q: What will you never say about a
banjo
player?
A: That’s the banjo player’s porsche.